A HOW-TO FOR ASSHOLES

A helpful guide for indecent apartment dwellers

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Photo by MARK ADRIANE on Unsplash


CEREAL KILLER

Show me on the bag in the box where the bad man smushed you

Bowl of cereal with cereal spilled all around the bowl
Bowl of cereal with cereal spilled all around the bowl
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VEGAN GREETINGS

Just because a product says it’s meatless doesn’t mean it’s vegan

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Photo by Hermes Rivera on Unsplash


MEDIUM-SIZED PROBLEMS

I can’t help that I want to read all the things

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Guy looking perplexed as he checks out his phone
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FESTIVE FUN

Just remember, whoever starts the food fight cleans up after the food fight

A mom, dad, and their little girl decorating a Christmas tree
A mom, dad, and their little girl decorating a Christmas tree
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FUN FACTS

No, seriously, just Google for directions

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Photo by Sesame Street on Instagram


SOLID ADVICE

Use as many wipes as it takes to make you feel okay with your life choices

Dad holding newborn baby
Dad holding newborn baby
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HUMOR ME

We’ve reached peak listicle

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Index finger with smiley face and tiny sunglasses
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christophr

Daddy. Husband. Writer. Able to leap tall curbsides in a single bound. Probably changing a diaper right now.

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